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KRUGERFORNIA

- A Novelty By Melt Kruger 

PREFACE

THE BRIEF, THE AD & THE COPY
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Welcome, please make yourself at home. 

Thank you for dropping by my online portfolio site. I would offer you a beverage, but, you know...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Feel free to take a look around, click on some buttons, read a few words and enjoy a sneak peek at my misadventures over the course of the last 15 years as a copywriter on the frontlines of the war of words that is advertising.

Set against the backdrop of a world in which content is king and stories are told between the lines, KRUGERFORNIA is a cautionary romp in which fact collides with fiction, i's are double-crossed and all t's are served dotted. 

 

CHAPTER 1

A LONG STORY SHORT

Concept Ad

Concept Ad

HAPPY HOUR AT THE SPACEBAR

You pack your ABCs and your fancy degree. Dress the part, talk the talk. But are you sure you can walk the walk? You get onboard, ready, for sale, on an internship. Time to take on the big, ad world. Make a difference. Reinvent the wheel. Leave your mark. So you sign on the dotted line, unaware of the bottom line - you forgot to read the fine print, which turns out isn't fine at all. Terms and conditions apply. Suddenly there you are - man overboard, in at the deep end.

Time to either sink, or learn to think and swim. Long briefs, brief naps. Late nights, early mornings and long days. Greetings and meetings. Golden handshakes and endless headaches. Headlines, deadlines and bottom lines. Blood, sweat and tears. Unpaid pitches, clients, tyrants and sons of bitches. Target markets. Marketing targets. Quick turnarounds on complete client roundabouts. Review, revise, revert. Copy and paste. Paste copy. Focus on the big idea and the even bigger picture.

 

Think outside the box. Eat, sleep, write, repeat. Brainstorms, rainstorms and complete shit storms. USPs, SEO, ROI. WTF? Websites, site visits and hindsight is always 20/20 vision. Long copy, short copy and everything in between. Fifteen years. Blood, sweat and tears. Ready to roll over? Play dead? Me? Hell no, still ready to rock, if you wanna roll...

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CHAPTER 2

A SHORT STORY LONG

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TRUTH IS STRANGER THAN FICTION

#STAYSAFE

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THE THREAT IS REAL

#STAYSAFE

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BRAVE NEW WORDS

 

 

 

 

Well, imagine that - a writer, at a loss for words. How terribly cliched.

 

It was sometime between 3am, the umpteenth draft and the next cigarette break on a cool autumn Tuesday in May, 2020. I sat there, caught between a keyboard and a hard place.

 

 

 

 

 

Alone with my thoughts in the dim light of a destitute desk lamp. My mind on the verge of screensaver mode. Move along, folks. Nothing to see here. Just another day at the office in this line of work.

 

The only difference was that this time, it was personal.

BRAVE NEW WORDS

 

 

 

 

Well, imagine that - a writer, at a loss for words. How terribly cliched.

 

It was sometime between 3am, the umpteenth draft and the next cigarette break on a cool autumn Tuesday in May, 2020. I sat there, caught between a keyboard and a hard place.

 

 

 

 

 

Alone with my thoughts in the dim light of a destitute desk lamp. My mind on the verge of screensaver mode. Move along, folks. Nothing to see here. Just another day at the office in this line of work.

 

The only difference was that this time, it was personal.

 

 

 

 

 

Well, imagine that - a writer, at a loss for words. How terribly cliched.

 

It was sometime between 3am, the umpteenth draft and the next cigarette break on a cool autumn Tuesday in May, 2020. I sat there, caught between a keyboard and a hard place. Alone with my thoughts in the dim light of a destitute desk lamp. My mind on the verge of screensaver mode. Move along, folks. Nothing to see here. Just another day at the office in this line of work. The only difference was that this time, it was personal.

Mentally multitasking. Multiple tabs open in my mind. Eyes, scanning webpage after webpage, word after word. Further and further down the digital rabbit hole. Searching for that one word, concept, sentence. The spark that would ignite the kindling.

My mind, on the other hand, was wandering and wondering. Pondering how to overcome the uneasy irony in the contrite act of an advertising copywriter, tasked to write copy, that advertises his ability to write ads.

The very idea seemed ludicrous. It felt wrong. Self-righteous. Self-centred. Self-indulgent. Besides, there was no proper brief, the subject matter disinteresting and all concepts were either too objective, or too subjective. I was, by far, the worst client that I have ever had the displeasure of writing for in all of my 15 years in the industry, both at agencies and as a freelancer. And that, was no mean feat.

I was about to punch out for the night. Pack it in. Live to write another day. Then, suddenly, there it was. It reached out through the screen and grabbed my attention by the throat, shaking and waking me.

 

The holy grail. The jackpot. The sentence.

“Words can be like X-rays if you use them properly - they’ll go through anything. You read and you’re pierced.”

― Aldous Huxley, Brave New World

It was perfect. It represented everything that I believed writing, especially for advertising, should be. It was a manifesto. A blueprint. An inspiration to find a voice that resonates through the white noise in a world in which consumers are bombarded with a barrage of between 4 000 and 10 000 advertisements every day. It wasn't a sentence, as much as it was a picture painted with words. 

The title of Huxley's 1932 magnum opus from which the excerpt originated, was, purely coincidentally, hauntingly apt in terms of the times we are currently living in. This is indeed a Brave New World, if ever there was one. The whole world has changed in the blink of an eye and will continue to do so, forcing us to drastically adapt and change the way we think, shop, play, communicate, work and live.

Advertising, too, will change. Perhaps it is high time that it did, for that matter. As will I, as a person, as well as a writer.

I am not going to hard sell you by regaling myself and stroking my own ego. Instead, I am going to let my work speak for itself. Consider it a retrospective. An evolutionary showcase. A taste of things to come.

Before I finally say goodnight to the dim light and lay the keyboard to rest, please pardon me as I take my leave with one brief moment of self-indulgence. One single thing that I do want to say about my work. If you're looking for bold statements, engaging messages, brave words and a vast scope of writing skills - I'm your man.

Case closed.

BRAVE NEW WORDS

CHAPTER 3

THE FUTURE IS IN

OUR HANDS

#STAYSAFE

BE PART OF THE SOLUTION

#STAYSAFE

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WRITING THE HEMINGWAY

“There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.”

Ernest Hemingway

You heard the man.

Bring it on.

Let's write & roll.

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CHAPTER 4

WISE WORDS, WHITE LIES AND TALL TALES

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SO LET IT BE WRITTEN

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CHAPTER 5

THE METHOD BEHIND THE ADNESS

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THE WHAT

I consider myself to be a copywriter, as much as much as an elephant may lay claim to being a ballerina.

I am a writer, first and foremost, but I am also a conceptual and strategic brand narrator who interprets the brand's personality and translates it into a unique voice.

THE HOW

My creative process begins by procrastinating. A lot. This allows me ample time to interpret the brief, research the brand and competitive landscape and formulate a clear and deadline-driven creative approach.

From massive projects like multi-national giants' websites, to a simple payoff line - every word is carefully chosen, each concept challenging convention and my writing flexible, creative and diverse.

THE WHO

After spending 10 years honing my conceptual and creative writing skills in all disciplines, across advertising, events, internal communications and digital media, I decided that the time had come to venture into the wilderness of freelancing.

 

Five years later, I continue to work with companies, brands and ad agencies to deliver copy for through the line elements.

THE WORDS

My 15 year sentence has afforded me the luxury to work in a myriad of creative environments from eventing to ad agencies and now the freelance environment.

 

Over the years, I have worked on more than 200 local and international clients and brands, creating written material for any and everything from radio, web, digital, print and scripting projects.

 

The diverse creative outlets that I have worked in, for and with, have provided me the opportunity to explore a kaleidoscopic array of industries.

 

These include government, financial institutions, media and entertainment, automotive, retail and too many others to keep tally of.

I am a writer, first and foremost, but I am also a conceptual and strategic brand narrator who interprets the brand's personality and translates it into a unique voice.

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CHAPTER 6

THE PAST TENSE, THE PRETENCE AND THE INTENSE

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CHAPTER 7

CHAPTER 8

KRUGERFORNIA DREAMING AND SCHEMING

 

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